tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-156204312012-02-16T21:28:43.985-05:00SPRnoreply@blogger.comBlogger411100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1144869689070041132006-04-12T15:20:00.000-04:002006-04-12T15:22:48.816-04:00

If anyone wants us to continue this thing, drop a comment. If not, I think we can pronounce it dead.

SPRnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1137890430818747622006-01-21T19:38:00.000-05:002006-01-21T19:40:30.836-05:00

Stealing a page from The Bowl, I'm still hungover. How is that even possible!? It's quarter of 8 on Saturday night. I tell you, knowing the bartender is both a blessing and a curse. Ugh.

SPRnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1137256389756123802006-01-14T11:13:00.000-05:002006-01-14T11:33:09.773-05:00

I'm gonna be straight up honest with you...New Year's Eve '05 - '06 didn't seem all that special. To the Double One Tweezy and crew, kinda just felt like another Friday or Saturday night. Nothing really all that special happened. Although, our boy, Ian, had a party in his pretty sick pad in Northeast DC. Street Cred. Sorta. But anyways, we all hopped in a cab and cruised over where Ian had pretty

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1136940273186347152006-01-10T19:17:00.001-05:002006-01-10T19:44:33.203-05:00

Dude...so as SPR mentioned, I went to NYC over Xmas break at Diggity's beckoning. Flew home Thurs night and then took the train into Grand Central for a night to chill...wait, who am I kidding, we didn't "chill" in NYC with. Higgins got me tickets to see a play with him. Ok, now before you say, "oh hey guys! good to see you discovered your undying man love for eachother and decided to hold hands

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1136504935565190822006-01-05T18:20:00.000-05:002006-01-05T18:52:37.526-05:00

So yeah, I bet everyone thought that the Double One Tweezy blog was dead, didn't you? Well it's not. I'm going to bring it back even if I have to do it on my own! I figured that everyone needs a quick update since that last post (which worked like a freaking charm I might add!). Here goes:We've been out to some bars. Beers and GM were consumed. Sometimes in large quantities. We met some crazy

SPRnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1132192707929165142005-11-16T20:58:00.000-05:002005-11-16T20:58:27.943-05:00

***Read the post below this one first***I think a lot of homosexual's are gay. Gay homosexuals are super gay. They're so homosexually gay that it becomes apparent that they are more than just gay or homosexual, they're above that. Now, I really don't have a problem with gay homosexuals, it's just that I'm not a gay homosexual and I get a little annoyed when gays or homosexuals or gay

SPRnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1132191393910122392005-11-16T20:36:00.000-05:002005-11-16T20:36:33.930-05:00

So yeah, we've definitely been slacking on putting new posts up on the Double One Tweezy blog. I checked and we only have one up and it's the middle of the month. I guess we'll have to do some fun shit so we can post about it.(As an aside, I would like to point out that WTF!?!?!? has posted exactly 2 times since we started this blog in August. That's disgusting.)I've also noticed that the fine

SPRnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1131325897883821372005-11-06T20:11:00.000-05:002005-11-06T20:13:57.603-05:00

Bowl and I went to a house party last night. It's actually the second weekend in a row that I've been to a house party. I forgot how much I missed free beer and college. OK, so I didn't forget how much I love free beer and college, but I did forget how much fun you can have getting beer all over someone elses floor, for free.A tip of the hat to Rockstar is in order for passing along the e-vite to

SPRnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1130817544929495472005-10-31T22:57:00.000-05:002005-10-31T22:59:04.940-05:00

Word.

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1130457751091128552005-10-27T20:01:00.000-04:002005-10-27T20:05:27.960-04:00

OK, that title is an absolute, unabashed lie.The past couple weeks have featured all three of the Double One Tweezy residents working horrendous hours. Last weekend was thoroughly uneventful. A trip down to CCR (joined by Dumpy McBurns and one of his boys from OH-IO) was the highlight of the weekend. On a side note, Dumpy McBurns and Bowl went out for "a few drinks" Friday night and Bowl

SPRnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1129506109789050182005-10-16T19:36:00.000-04:002005-10-16T19:41:49.796-04:00

I'm not sure if any of you idiots will be interested in this, but I'm throwing it out there anyway. Apparently, this blog has gotten pretty popular. One of the guys in my office got me hooked on it, and I've been checking it out off-and-on since then.Here's the summary: This guy, Azrael (Az), joins this program where he moves to Japan to teach Japanese middle-school kids how to speak English.

SPRnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1129179897306810742005-10-13T01:01:00.000-04:002005-10-13T01:04:57.306-04:00

I've been sober for 48 hours now.

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1129055664245436302005-10-11T14:33:00.000-04:002005-10-11T14:34:24.253-04:00

You fat drunk bastard.

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1128646805168392792005-10-06T20:56:00.000-04:002005-10-06T21:01:30.133-04:00

OK, so there's about 40 police cars blocking of Eads St. from right in front of our building all the way down to 18th St. I've got a birds-eye view of the whole thing from my bedroom and I just saw a guy walking down the middle of the street in one of those bomb disposal suits. There's also a bomb sniffing dog checking out the perimeter of the Marriott.The Double One Tweezy is currently on

SPRnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1128614560165256312005-10-06T12:01:00.000-04:002005-10-06T12:07:12.546-04:00

Are you kidding?!?!?! Get these guys a Nobel Peace Prize...http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9609907/

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1127799656665956132005-09-27T01:36:00.000-04:002005-09-27T01:40:56.670-04:00

Just wanna letcha all know...Went to the Broncos Chiefs Monday Night Football Game tonight with VIP tickets at Mile High Stadium tonight. Stupid. I gotz lotz o' pics, but I ain't got any way to post 'em, so y'all gonna have to wait. Bitches. We got all you can eat BBQ and bud beers tonight and then sat in the Bud club section. Broncos killed the Chiefs. Word. I can't explain what's been

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1127190936402229362005-09-20T00:31:00.000-04:002005-09-20T00:37:38.620-04:00

REDSKINS 14Cowgirls 13Holy shitballs! That was the amazing!All you Cowgirl fans in DC can lap my bag!!!!

SPRnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1127175680543001812005-09-19T20:17:00.000-04:002005-10-13T00:59:51.263-04:00

Oh. That's why...

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1127173451303813182005-09-19T19:40:00.000-04:002005-09-19T19:44:11.310-04:00

The Arlington Fire Department has just arrived on scene at the Crystal Gateway Marriott! It appears the lobby has been evacuated. With no smoke visible, I think it is safe to say that this is the 1 millionth time the AFD has been alerted to a lack of fire at the Marriott.***Attention Marriott Management*** IT IS TIME TO PURCHASE A NEW FIRE ALARM!

SPRnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1126923361363929772005-09-16T22:13:00.000-04:002005-09-16T22:16:01.370-04:00

Two-thirds of the Double One Tweezy + Burnsie are about to head out for the evening. We're heading to Rockstar's place from the South. Bowl is making a tactical sweep in from the North."Operation Destroy Rockstar's Place for the Second Weekend in a Row" is in full effect!Updates to follow...

SPRnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1126664696119505162005-09-13T22:19:00.000-04:002005-09-13T22:24:56.126-04:00

Finally, it's legit. He's been found guilty. DumDump McDumperson has been exposed by his boy Brad who unearthed a more detailed photo that clearly pins Burnsy as the whale that beached himself in the McDonald's fountain....I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO THE TREADMILL. Notice the joyous look on his turkey jowl face as he celebrates his misdemeanor...it's this kind of behavior that makes me lose faith in

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1126636875035080632005-09-13T13:57:00.000-04:002005-09-13T14:41:15.043-04:00

It was recently discovered by the Double One Tweezy, that Bowl has now spent so much time in front of and interacting with computers - that his head is now a hotspot for a wireless hub that gets 54 kpm/s a second. That's some serious bandwidth...Bowl has always been sexy with the 'pute since college - when he peaced out of that joint and went to start up a lil' dot com with his buddies here in

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1126585585601353472005-09-13T00:05:00.000-04:002005-09-13T08:04:30.626-04:00

Saturday night came and went. You could tell me I was there, but I would just poop on your chest and call you a liar. That's how I roll.Whatever the case, rumor has it we made an appearance at our old watering hole: The Brass Monkey. I've missed that funky Monkey. Higgy is such a Monkey junkie.Rounds and rounds of shots were had, beers guzzled and bottles thrown, nakie boobies left and right,

Joelnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1126408247482796952005-09-10T23:09:00.000-04:002005-09-10T23:10:47.486-04:00

Bowl just threw a pair of my boxers in our toilet. Higgs just shitted in that toilet. I threw the boxers back at Bowl and they stuck to him!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!He just took his second shower in 15 minutes.

SPRnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1126407017501230312005-09-10T22:35:00.000-04:002005-09-10T22:52:13.406-04:00

The Double One Tweezy plus Higgs went to M Street in Midtown last night. We met up with Higg's litte sister and some of her peeps from the University of Richmond at Madhatter. Much fun was had by all, including the bartender, who made a shit load of money off our drunk asses.We've been drinking since 5 today. The Double One Tweezy plus Higgs went to the conveniene store in the basement of our

SPRnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1126317376489310002005-09-09T21:54:00.000-04:002005-09-09T21:56:16.493-04:00

Biggy Higgy just got down from NYC.......stay tuned bitches.

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1126058596630713502005-09-06T21:35:00.000-04:002005-09-06T22:03:16.640-04:00

I have 2 words for this past Saturday: Holy Pasties.So I get the call at 11am. McDumperson and some of his boys are coming out to the Crystal City Sports Pub to watch the Ohio State vs.....Miami of Ohio game. Sorry...couldn't think of that for a minute because it was that much of a blowout and M of O sucked big donkey shlong against the Buckeyes. Anyways...the whole point of this post is that we

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1126051099747046352005-09-06T19:41:00.000-04:002005-09-06T19:59:45.440-04:00

You are so corporate and so Jewish,So why don't you make me your favorite matzah ball dish.The other half of you is Irish,And if I had only one wish,This is what it would be:Come down from NYC to DC!Come down from NYC to DC! Come down and get obliterated with me!After we party, we'll let Dumpy into the diner,And there you will see nothing finer,Then him molestering the wait staff,With his pole at

SPRnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1125156857401500992005-08-27T11:34:00.000-04:002005-08-27T11:37:19.033-04:00

Bowl just went into the bathroom to puke...again. And I woke Riblet up. Riblet was angry.Bowl did an amazing impression of Boca puking after he was done puking himself. WHET! WHET! WHET!Bowl is still spewing out kernels of knowledge...as well as puke. I have honestly lost track of the number of times Bowl has said, "I hate Burnsy." This is of course a reference to the fact that Burnsy" made" us

SPRnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1125155552650371252005-08-27T11:08:00.000-04:002005-08-27T11:12:32.653-04:00

It's Saturday morning. And I'm drunk. I'm actually so drunk I can barely type this. Bowl has been lying on the floor for the last 10 minutes. He's also been screamining random things such as: "I hate cow poop!" and "Poopies! I don't have to answer that question because we're not in a relationship!" Now he's just moaning on his bed.I'm completely wasted. Riblet is asleep.Developing...

SPRnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1125029046124000032005-08-26T00:03:00.000-04:002005-08-26T00:04:06.126-04:00

In keeping with this week's trend, this is me... not blogging.

Joelnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1125028609320120232005-08-25T23:54:00.000-04:002005-08-26T15:20:13.176-04:00

The Double One Tweezy just watched "Wet Hot American Summer."I think I speak for all three of us when I say, "WTF!?"

SPRnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1124855600375704812005-08-23T22:53:00.000-04:002005-08-23T23:53:20.383-04:00

And the Washington Nationals continue their downward slide. They looked like the damned Expos tonight.Anyway, I got free tickets for tonight's Nationals game from a friend, and Riblet was able to join me at the game. One of the guys from my office came as well. The game was for the most part forgettable, however, the Nats did score both of their runs on two pretty deep home runs.As the game

SPRnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1124778820989653692005-08-23T02:31:00.000-04:002005-08-23T02:33:40.993-04:00

to announce...I've found my vice...

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1124757997863011102005-08-22T20:42:00.000-04:002005-08-25T21:02:48.170-04:00

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. Bone-diggity and I are goin' to CO 9/23 to 10/2. Reuniting with Snooters for a week and a half that I won't remember. Salty has a motorcyle, and I'm renting one......with a sidecar so Higgy can ride...

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1124757482838202202005-08-22T20:26:00.000-04:002005-08-22T20:38:02.843-04:00

Holy Crap...yo...I really wanna go get sloshed with all the one tweezy crew at Seth Burger's parent's place. (I know, we're in our mid to late 20's, that sounds corny, but...) The Bowl and I went there after a rough day of mountain biking about a mile and a half yesterday 'cause he said his moms would cook us dinner and we could go for a swim. That was an understatement. Calling all drunkards -

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1124647182370284872005-08-21T13:54:00.000-04:002005-08-21T13:59:42.373-04:00

So here's the plan today:Bowl, Ribby and I are going to roll out to Great Falls national park. Riblet's been before, but Bowl and I are going to lose our Great Falls v-cards today. I'm sure Bowl will take 500 more pictures than he needs to, but if any come out well, we'll put them up when we get back. Quick little shout out to Big Brown...Get a job you slack-ass bitch!

SPRnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1124584865437765892005-08-20T19:31:00.000-04:002005-08-22T09:19:32.630-04:00

(aka: Burnsy, Dumpy McDumperson) ================================(aka: SPR, S.P.Rizzl) ================================(aka: The Joel, Bowl, WTF?!?!?!) =================================(aka: Rockstar)==================================(aka: Big Brown, Dumpy #1) ==================================(aka: Higgy, Bone-Diggity)===================================(aka: Salty, Wasabi-Snooters)=============

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1124578950139692792005-08-20T19:00:00.000-04:002005-08-20T19:02:30.143-04:00

I don't know how often this happens, or how this driver was allowed to do this...but I saw an Airport Shuttle Van with spinners the other day. Fuck yeah, D.C.

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1124577886380336112005-08-20T18:18:00.000-04:002005-08-20T18:44:46.386-04:00

Alright...I have no idea what I'm doing. My roommates and I basically started this blog thing b/c our Big Brown Boy Anand went to Australia to get his masters in design...i.e. - fuck off for 2 years. Luckily one of my roommates knows how to control weather patterns from his computer so he makes it kinda easy for me.So check it...I'm starting with last weekend, which was our other Dumpy friend's

RIBLEThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02876816667402478424noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15620431.post-1124569306804612582005-08-20T16:14:00.000-04:002005-08-20T16:21:46.806-04:00

Welcome to our blog! Congratulations on finding us. We're new at this, so don't expect too much at first. At this point we're not really sure what we're going to do with this site, but hopefully it will turn into something that people enjoy reading.Feel free to comment on anything we write, and maybe if we get around to it, we'll reply.Double One Tweezy

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